Drink the water, drink it down, this time I know I'm bound to spit it back up...

Just had dinner with a friend and while we were chatting, we noticed the water she picked up was not your regular Poland Spring.  Through trickery of clever shelving at Whole Foods, this was the only water offered in the refrigerated section accessible when standing in the checkout line. The label reads "This water has been programmed with music, crystals and prayer for good health, happiness, creative energy and prosperity." So many questions.  Not enough time.  

Tastes like a sham to me.  xx